Orange Kidnapped and Tortured

HAPPIER DAYS : A picture of Orange before the unfortunate event.

Orange, last seen by her parents 2 hours ago is reportedly kidnapped by a sadistic madman who documents all his exploits online.

The following are graphic images uploaded on to the internet by the madman himself possibly in an attempt to upload images on to the internet.

Viewer discretion is advised.





KIDNAPPED! : This photo is claimed by many to be the moment upon which the madman struck upon the orange and kidnapped it. The horrific expression on the orange as it was kidnapped has caused psychological grievance to a number of individuals who have laid eyes on it.






SHEER TERROR: The expression of fear of the orange is almost too painful to look at as the madman forces it to look at the camera.





SADIST: Photos of previous orange victim exploits were found in the madman's photo gallery. The recent kidnappee is expected to suffer the same fate.

The madman is suspected to operate by moving from one cyber-cafe to another leaving no definite trace behind.

Authorities are working round-the-clock to track down the exact location of the madman and to apprehend him before any further attacks take place.

All fruit are advised to remain indoors until the suspect is arrested. Provisions will be supplied to all fruits to ensure that they do not starve during this crisis. Fruits who plan on eating their offspring are highly not recommended to do so no matter how fresh and tasty they may be.

- SYM News Network

Sleeping Cat Causes Massive Delay in Roadwork

ELEGANT: Construction of this stretch of road had been put on hold.






MESSENGER OF DEATH: Work was put on indefinite hold after a cat hindered efforts by workers to continue drawing this line.

Roadbuilders spoke to us during the incident and were reportedly outraged and proceeded to sulk after a high-priority road-marking operation was prematurely ended.

Witness testimony claim that the incident was caused by the shocking event involving a cat which obliviously strolled onto the construction zone.

The worker in charge of the road-marking operation had only this to say, "When the cat was approaching me, I didn't put much thought into it. It was only when it lay down on the line where it was supposed to continue, did I realise that we may have a major disaster in our hands."

Due to the chaos which caused a major traffic jam along the road, freight companies are expected to experience delivery delays and whiny-customers.

As of 8:00AM +8GMT, it is reported that a number of freight company managers are being yelled at rudely by customers who did not recieve their shipment in time. They later proceeded to cry into their pillows and played with knives.

- SYM News Network

Bottle Triangle

This is a followup of yesterday's post. Apparently after drinking all that water, he went and built himself another bottle triangle.

Anyone able to build a bottle triangle far more superior than this lousy crap will be awarded with a video of me rubbing KFC oil all over your hair only to proceed to squeeze it all out into a mug and then drink it.

- Strange Young Man

Bottle Pyramid

A hideous retard with a ridiculous hairstyle decided it was a grand idea to:

BUILD A BOTTLE PYRAMID





More like a bottle triangle, fagface.

He claims he has done the math to calculate just exactly how many bottles he needs to make the bottle triangle.





I can't read his shoddy handwriting for nuts so I won't bother to find out what it actually means and am just going to guess that he thinks he needs 13 bottles for the base of the triangle and he needs 91 bottles. What a nerd.









His supply of bottles. I bet he stole them.



Oh wow he demolished it how exciting.





A clearer image showing the carnage that this madman created.

Clearly this person is not of sound mind. If you ever see this person around, give him a reassuring pat on his back, close your eyes and nod your head slowly.

- Strange Young Man

Guy with too much time recreates Miri school in GTA:Vice City

Some JERK turned his school:





and made it into 3D! And into GTA:Vice City?!



































How much time does he have?! Freak.



- Strange Young Man

A Strange Young Man

This here is Calvin the ASTROLOGER.

Ahem.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

- Strange Young Man

Source: Portraits

KLIA EXPRESSSSSS!

On the way to the zoo one day (to scoop elephant poop) I took a train. It is the KLIA express. Its a really fast train thing.




See that's it. Right there. Zooming around. Fwoosh. When I looked to the right one day, I saw the horribly ineffecient over-crowded KTM train travelling at the same speed as our train. -waves to them-




- Strange Young Man

Boeing 737 flash animation

After much begging, pleads and buttsax, this failing artist successfully managed to win a spot in my blog. He wants me to show you his silly boeing737 landing with buttflaps or something.

So here you go.



p/s: we'll meet again NightShadow -wink wink-

- Strange Young Man

Now you see it. Now you don't.

Haha, Now you see it, Now you don't. What an adorable title. I can't believe how cute I am sometimes.

Today I'm going to show you all how to make a keropok dissappear in 5 seconds.

Follow the instructions exactly and you should be able to impress your friends during your next outing!



- Strange Young Man

The Force be With MEEE

Sitting in a sexy manner one day in class, I was playing with a phone and by summoning all the energy in my body which equates to about an ejaculation, I was able to puullll the phone into my hands. Pretty neat don't you think?



- Strange Young Man

Scaring that kitty sh*tless

Being the sick bastard that I am known to be, I bothered one of these cats one day. The many cats who like sitting on car's windshield. So when you get in the car, instead of seeing the road, you get a lot of cat ass.



- Strange Young Man

Anomaly in our reality

I was minding my own business one day, probably doing a lot of not playing Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, when I noticed an anomaly in our simulated reality.




The video shows a stray pixel causing display artifacts on my mesh. Clearly my texture maps were in the process of being updated to reflect my aging when a bug occured during upload and caused unwanted pixelization to occur.

As of now, my texture maps are displaying correctly. However, I like to mess with The Modeller and forcing him to continuosly update me by continuosly shaving my armpit hair.

- Strange Young Man

Baby Boi

I visited a strange friend of mine's not-so-strange friend and she had a cute little baby boi thing rolling around her house. Look at how cyuuuuute he is~





Those cheeks were CREATED for incessant pokings by people who don't wash their hands as often as they should.




Here is the same baby tired of the fingering. He is clearly seen as being unable to avoid cupboardry-in-face-syndrome mere seconds before the video ends.

I like that kid.

Here's a thought: Why can't AAAALLLLLL babies smell like corn?

Corn's good.

- Strange Young Man

CAT VIDEOS AAAAA -squeals like a girl-

My cat, being the strange cat that it is as of equal value to its master, is strange. Therefore her hillarious antics as seen here is undeniably, hillarious.




I giv mah pussy some love by giving her reassuring pat on the heds. And how does she repay me? By retreating till she falls over backwards in seizures. How unappreaciative. Bollocks.

- Strange Young Man

Steel Beast sighted in Miri

HEAD FOR THE HILLS! WAIT! IT'S AT THE HILL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Also, I can't imagine the awful grinding squeaky screechy noise the steel beasts must make when they MATE.

- Strange Young Man

Oranges Oranges Oranges

This is. An orange.





Slice 'em cut 'em stick 'em in a stew.





Or strap that orange down and bite it. MmmmmmmmM~






- Strange Young Man

Burger King

More like BURGER KEYING! Ahahahahahahaha. I'm too much. -wipes tear-

- Strange Young Man

Excellent book cover

Little Girl showed to a close friend of Strange Young Man this interesting book cover. The book was in Borders in Gardens. Its not there anymore. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IT WAS CALLED. So that I can continue squirting out wet farts.

- Strange Young Man

Air Travel

You know how when you sometimes travel while bringing sensitive equipment around and you ask them to slap a FRAGILE sticker on it and they don't? Even when they do, they still treat it like an egg.






That'll show them. Sometimes you've just got to SHOUT TO MAKE YOUR POINT.

As indicated by the following photo, I OWNED that flight.



Mmmmm. Spreads.

Remember the post about how airplane food turned horrible? Here's a nice under the sun shot of some nice rendang. Mmmm.





- Strange Young Man

Blooming Egg

Person boils a cracked egg. Egg splurts out the crack of the egg. The egg hardens in the hot water.











So pretty.


- Strange Young Man

Strange Food

The processed food industry has successfully managed to make food look like toys.

I ate it.

And here's a tortoise.






I ate it too.

- Strange Young Man

Rear Safety Belts

As you may or may not know, rear seltbelts in Malaysian vehicles are finally being enforced. My mom's late '80s car will have to be fitted with 3rd party seat belts then. Not sure if those are reliable at all.

I don't mind wearing seatbelts. In fact they make me feel more comfortable. Because then my flabby ass won't be sliding around all over the place like tofu.



Prince wears rear seat-belts. Do you?

- Strange Young Man

Absolutely Mindblowing Photoshop Skillz

I found that in the National Science Center. Not that there's anything wrong with that.






- Strange Young Man

Fuzzy caterpillar Gotten!

Seen here is a shocking video of what appears to be a stranger grabbing hold of a vicious and ferocious fuzzy caterpillar which is trying to escape his grasp.

Hold on to that beast brave warrior!

p/s: I've heard nonsense of people claiming this video is in fact merely of an unattractive college student playing with a cat's tail. What nonsense. Pfsh.

Inside a CRT monitor

I had a CRT monitor which was going nuts. I decided to open it and check out how it looks like on the inside. Its broken anyway.





I'm gonna open you up so gooood.






When I unsheathed the plastic shielding, what was inside was a steampunk artist's dream. (heheh, see what I did? I exaggerated back there)





Order from chaos. Don't forget me when you've become lead artists in Bioshock 3.

- Strange Young Man