Say, have you heard of Hang Tuah? They were these heroes of sorts of Malaysian folklore. Not sure what you call those headgear they wear but this Fashionably Challenged Young Man thinks he's smart and all that when he wears it like he wears it.
Hang Tuah headgear reference image.
Here's some bonus pictures:
Fashionably Challenged Young Man attempts to pretend to horribly act in an unconvincing manner as if he is mid-spill of some funky tasting local Cola.
Smugness. He has it.
A picture showing Strange Young Man's heavyweight lifting skills.