Tuesday, September 6

Graveyards [pics]

This is a graveyard in Miri. I always look forward to graveyard visits. They always bring about feelings of calm and serenity. There is something about the lonely atmosphere as you come here with your family to a seemingly deserted and abandoned area. Not another family in sight. Just you and your closest relatives.

We've come into the land of where the dead come to rest and where nothing is around to disturb them.

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Nothing can be heard except for the soft wind blowing and the leaves rustling against each other.

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Occasionally, unburnt pieces from the offering papers blow across in front of you, indicating that possibly moments ago, another quiet family like your own came by to pay their respects.

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As you walk past grave upon grave, their ornate coloring betray the grimness of their purpose. And yet there is something about the black and white portrait photos on the headstones which remind you that these graves were built in a different time and yet they somehow show no signs of aging.

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The story of this broken grave is unclear but the opened coffin which is unceremoniously tossed to one side seem to indicate a grave robbery. I only went close enough to see lumps of matter of uncertain material lying within the coffin slightly hoping that I wouldn't see a skeleton.

Not wanting to have it burnt into my mind that a deceased person was disrespectfully grave robbed and tossed aside, I silently stepped away from the grave.

Probably not the best way to recharge your phone

In the event of a forest fire resulting in half of your house being burnt down, you may be left with few options for plugging in a phone charger.

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In such cases, it is not uncommon for consumers to use the most impractical power outlet for recharging purposes.

Thankfully, my house is fully intact and the phone and charger combo was moved to a safer and less ridiculous location.

Sunday, September 4

The Tim Tam Chocolate Product and the Unexpected Fungus Surprise!

I'm not one to buy chocolate for casual eating purposes. If there's any lying around the house I will munch them.

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But sooneth did I spake words of mine, TimTams aplenty before me laid spreaded.

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Concerned not I of the date of expiry. For time left it has for two months till February.

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But oh woe and alas funky fungus sneaked up all upon us.

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But time for me t'was not on my side, for sadly by then I've taken a huge bite.

Yes, I butchered poetry.

No refunds.

The best bit was when I thought to myself as I took a big chomp of the thing, "Oh my, what an interesting texture this particular Tim Tam flavour brings to my sensitive tongue."

Then I took a closer look.

Then I spat like a water sprinkler.

Buns of Steel and the Okay-Truck .___.

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Buns of steel. (it really is actually a bun in there)

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Sad truck. Probably usable in conjunction with Okay guy haha. Found this on reddit. Just slapped on a giant 'Okay' there for impact.

Dog Abuse

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Like a BOSS.

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Now take said doji then pull its ears back and you get a leeetle seal! Ain't he kiut? Yes she is this fella is, so mmmuch.

Thursday, March 10

Silly Putty

Have you guys SEEN silly putty?! It's ridiculous! Ridiculously addictive to mess around with!

It has strange properties too, it is best-described to be partly solid partly liquid.

Here's the thing, if force is applied suddenly, it's pretty solid. Like if you stretch it out quick enough, it SNAPS. If stretched slowly and gently, it.. um. Stretches.

Sculpt something and leave it, and it starts getting glossy. Yuck. Notice how these sculptures become progressively darker each time.

That's due to the constant dropping or absorbing crap from all over the place.

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The Strange Young Man Phlog Update!

Yes I've created a new term! A PHLOG. That's like:

Photo + Blog = Phlog

I am so clever.

Now, enough of my cleverness. Let's see what sort of madness that I've come across recently.

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Oh yes. There's the anusface guy. Who thinks he's a Helghan soldier. He maintains that those two white tubes are actually breathing apparatus. Ah~ what a cold joke.

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Cow car loves grass.

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Some restaurant with an emo-bird-stuck-in-a-birdcage-singing-for-all-theme going on.
This was at the bridging point between Gardens and Midvalley's Megamall.

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I never realized how terrifying the control tower was until this point. Bfuwishztt! Schvuwabam! That's dramatic lightning sound effects from the lips, yo.

Clearly too much Redditing

In case you still haven't discovered Reddit yet, you should probably go take a look. Not only are there memorable rage comics all around, but there are also posts on practically any topic that you may find interesting.

It is essentially a site where users are able to share links or thoughts to interesting subjects. The really interesting ones appear on the frontpage.

There is also an interesting section called the IAmA section where individuals who think they are interesting (politicians, former prison inmates) ask the readers of Reddit to practically ask them anything.

I mainly Reddit for the rage comics though.

Which inspired some of these you see here.

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Back in a hometown one day, I came across this delicious sign which describes the fact that:


Besides the surprising fact of their nearness, they also went on to describe the date on which they are close. Namely:


Oh such amusing times.

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This next one is related to the fact that I imitated something done by someone on Reddit with less-than-desirable effects.

Cat muzzle

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"This darkness will probably go away. I'll just stay chill. Like I always am. Oh yeah~"

Most probably found this silly image on Reddit.