Today I shall review the Kinder product, the Kinder Surprise chocolate egg!
KINDER SURPRISE: I hear the Not-Quite-As-Kind Surprise gives you cancer.
NAKED EGG: The voluptuous curves on the egg invites you to lick it sensuously. The chocolate didn't taste anything special. Just a hint of minty milk and an overall light chocolatey taste.
WHAT A SURPRISE: Cracking the egg reveals to you ANOTHER EGG. HOW SURPRISING
AAAAAAAARGH: A Milhouse! Get away from me you big-nosed blue-haired freak!
- Strange Young Man
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