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Showing posts with label kinder surprise. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kinder surprise. Show all posts
Wednesday, November 5
Thursday, August 21
Budget Kinder Joy Chocolate Egg
This is not the Kinder Surprise Chocolate Egg of yesterday. It's more like a cousin of it. It's the Kinder Joy! (with surprise).
ECONOMICAL PACKAGING: The expensive aluminium foil is replaced with a smooth crinkly plastic shell
SPREADS: To open it, you hold these two flaps then RIP it open
TWO HALF-EGGS: And you get a finely halved egg. One half contains the chocolate milk bird nest thing. The other half contains a ?????SURPRISE??????. And a plastic spoon stuck to it.
SPLAT: When asked how it tasted like, my guinea pig described the experience as "Eating a soft, creamy, thing." The core consists of a crispy wafer sphere which "tastes pretty good."
RIDDLY: My my my. What could POSSIBLY be inside?
GASP: A PUZZLE! What a surprise Kinder! Thanks~
KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE: And anemones closer
- Strange Young Man
ECONOMICAL PACKAGING: The expensive aluminium foil is replaced with a smooth crinkly plastic shell
SPREADS: To open it, you hold these two flaps then RIP it open
TWO HALF-EGGS: And you get a finely halved egg. One half contains the chocolate milk bird nest thing. The other half contains a ?????SURPRISE??????. And a plastic spoon stuck to it.
SPLAT: When asked how it tasted like, my guinea pig described the experience as "Eating a soft, creamy, thing." The core consists of a crispy wafer sphere which "tastes pretty good."
RIDDLY: My my my. What could POSSIBLY be inside?
GASP: A PUZZLE! What a surprise Kinder! Thanks~
KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE: And anemones closer
- Strange Young Man
Wednesday, August 20
Kinder Surprise Chocolate Egg
Today I shall review the Kinder product, the Kinder Surprise chocolate egg!
KINDER SURPRISE: I hear the Not-Quite-As-Kind Surprise gives you cancer.
NAKED EGG: The voluptuous curves on the egg invites you to lick it sensuously. The chocolate didn't taste anything special. Just a hint of minty milk and an overall light chocolatey taste.
WHAT A SURPRISE: Cracking the egg reveals to you ANOTHER EGG. HOW SURPRISING
AAAAAAAARGH: A Milhouse! Get away from me you big-nosed blue-haired freak!
- Strange Young Man
KINDER SURPRISE: I hear the Not-Quite-As-Kind Surprise gives you cancer.
NAKED EGG: The voluptuous curves on the egg invites you to lick it sensuously. The chocolate didn't taste anything special. Just a hint of minty milk and an overall light chocolatey taste.
WHAT A SURPRISE: Cracking the egg reveals to you ANOTHER EGG. HOW SURPRISING
AAAAAAAARGH: A Milhouse! Get away from me you big-nosed blue-haired freak!
- Strange Young Man
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