Budget Kinder Joy Chocolate Egg

This is not the Kinder Surprise Chocolate Egg of yesterday. It's more like a cousin of it. It's the Kinder Joy! (with surprise).


ECONOMICAL PACKAGING: The expensive aluminium foil is replaced with a smooth crinkly plastic shell


SPREADS: To open it, you hold these two flaps then RIP it open


TWO HALF-EGGS: And you get a finely halved egg. One half contains the chocolate milk bird nest thing. The other half contains a ?????SURPRISE??????. And a plastic spoon stuck to it.



SPLAT: When asked how it tasted like, my guinea pig described the experience as "Eating a soft, creamy, thing." The core consists of a crispy wafer sphere which "tastes pretty good."


RIDDLY: My my my. What could POSSIBLY be inside?


GASP: A PUZZLE! What a surprise Kinder! Thanks~


KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE: And anemones closer

- Strange Young Man