Sunday, July 6
Kerotan Frogs Invade Homes
INSCONPICOUS: Kerotan frog hiding in the shadows.
SECRET: They try to keep their presence a secret to avoid being shot in the face by rugged sexy men.
ABOUT TO GET SCREWED: A rugged and sexy man spots an unfortunate Kerotan through his scope.
SMUGNESS: He has it.
When asked about his unfortunate fate of constantly being hunted, he responded, "I'm okay with that. After all, he was merely trying to find his purpose in life. A stealth camo. In the end, our existence all comes down finding a purpose. Besides, he merely uses tranqualisers."
"To make you guys sleep?"
"So what happens when you guys sleep?"
"... I .. I don't know."
"Alright, Mister Kerotan, here's to hoping what he did isn't what we think he did."
SNIPE MAGNET: A kerotan is looking over the city in gloom over his eventual demise.
BABY KEROTANS: The Kerotans are apparently in no danger of being totally wiped out by rugged sexy men.
GA-KO: A related cousin to the Kerotan frog as clearly seen by its equally smug self.
- SYM News Network