Wednesday, July 2
Budget Chopstick Assembly Grosses-Out Many
DISGUSTING: Glue shortage has caused desperate companies to use animal intestines as an adhesive agent.
The chopsticks, normally created through a process of taking two sticks and gluing them together, are now joined in the middle by animal intestines.
The controversial move was met upon with mixed reaction. Some hailed the alternative assembly technique to be a major breakthrough in flavor enhancement while others puked chunks into their meals due to extreme grossness.
A small group of individuals expressed thoughts about how the chopstick intestines go well with lube and how they belong in their pants. Their statement have been confirmed to have raised at least a dozen eyebrows and a half.
- SYM News Network