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Thursday, March 10

The Strange Young Man Phlog Update!

Yes I've created a new term! A PHLOG. That's like:

Photo + Blog = Phlog

I am so clever.

Now, enough of my cleverness. Let's see what sort of madness that I've come across recently.


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Oh yes. There's the anusface guy. Who thinks he's a Helghan soldier. He maintains that those two white tubes are actually breathing apparatus. Ah~ what a cold joke.

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Cow car loves grass.

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Some restaurant with an emo-bird-stuck-in-a-birdcage-singing-for-all-theme going on.
This was at the bridging point between Gardens and Midvalley's Megamall.



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I never realized how terrifying the control tower was until this point. Bfuwishztt! Schvuwabam! That's dramatic lightning sound effects from the lips, yo.



Tuesday, November 11

Got an uncle with high blood pressure? Fart in his face!

That's right.

Fart in his face. Queef.

Studies find that cells lining mice’s blood vessels produce fart and helps keep the rodents’ blood pressure low.

The exact same thing happens in humans.

Therefore it is safe to assume that farting in the face of someone with blood pressure related problems is highly recommended.

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More realistic details here.

- Strange Young Man