I have had messy experiences with living with hairy fat men in separate occasions.
On one occasion, this fat man proved to be very messy. During the moving out process, I was left to deal with the hard-to-reach mess under his table.
Looks pretty tame so far. But let's spread it and see what we can find.
Let's see, dust, tissues, receipts, lots of hair, candy wrappers and straws. Yum.
Moral of the story is:
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