The Happy n__n faced simcard holder

When I grow up I want to be a simcard holder aluminium piece. Seems like a fairly stress-free job.

- Strange Young Man

Severe Case of Female Ejaculation

"Oh dear me, sorry about this sir this is just so embarassing. I will clean this up right away."

-bends over and licks juices-

- Strange Young Man

0 OFF 1 LOW 2 MED 3 windy

What an adorable fan making company. Windy~

- Strange Young Man

Trolley Caterpillar

Chugga Chugga Chugga

-Strange Young Man

Sculpting With Blue-Tac

A hair!


Aw look, a cute little pretty flower.


Yuck. Spiderman leftovers.

- Strange Young Man

Monstrous Aircraft of the Golden Years

I like how you can sit inside the wings. I think you can. I'm not too sure. Look at how thick the wings are. And that window-like thing.



Now this would be cool if it was actually constructed. Though I hear of problems concerning the tipping of drinks if the plane rolls left or right. If you're sitting in the wing that is. If you're in the middle fuselage section, this won't be a problem.



I have no idea what this plane is supposed to be doing but I think its something to do with tests concerning the airlifting of the Russian space shuttle.

The Strange Young Man likes aviation.

- Strange Young Man

Terrorists Acquire Massive Weapon of Destruction

The world is in shock today as terrorists were reported to have acquired a massive weapon of destruction. Weapons analysts have confirmed the weapon to be a massive weapon of a size which is not small.

More dependable weapons analysts were then hired and have reported that the weapon in the amateur photograph to be a giant Keris.



Latest reports indicate that a helpless Malaysian male is being held hostage. So far, no demands had yet been made.

More updates as the shocking drama continues.

-SYM News Network

DISCLAIMER: This is a joke post. The Iranian in the photograph is not a terrorist. The Malaysian male is not a hostage. The giant keris is merely a wonderfully crafted monument. You will not believe how many people will actually think this is real news.

Do you hate your name?

Just thank god you're not a Red Indian. (source)

-Strange Young Man

Crazy Guys Slide Around Like Fools

Damn rascals.

- Strange Young Man

The Potato With A Dream

This tuber has a dream of one day being able to flip you off.



And it is done.

- Strange Young Man

Bonus Nipple in MOF Dish

Look! A stray nipple wandered on to this Japanese dumpling dish with redbean paste.

- Strange Young Man

Diaper-Changing Gender Stereotyping

These are photos of toilet signs concerning diaper change which I've spotted. Let me try my best to interpret them.



All women who are able to change diapers are FAT.



Men only screw things up so don't bother trying.



And they're mocking the disabled folk by saying they're allowed to change diapers. IF THEY CAN STAND. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

- Strange Young Man

Teddy Bear with a Message

Aww, it's a nice cute littly tedday bear!


Remember todays's keyword, kids. It's called EXPERIMENTATION!

- Strange Young Man

Creature from Spore Spotted

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING.


At one point it curled its tip up and bent it around as if scouting.


I'M GOING TO ITCH YOU UP WITH MY FUZZ! FUZZZ!!!


It's going to turn into one of these. (Spore game screenshot from ausgamers.com)


Additional pictures of the caterpillar. (source)

- Strange Young Man

It's Called Being Courteous

Don't need to thank us, ol' man. You deserve it! (source)

- Strange Young Man

Unofficial Kerotan Product

The famous MGS3 kerotan. Being sold as a Nohohon rip-off. Manufactured by Orcara.



There's even a Konami GA-KO and two other seemingly unrelated designs.



Kerotan entertains the Fluffy cat.



Fluffy is not amused.



Another design by Orcara abusing the Konami froghead.

I wonder what happens when Konami Traumer finds out.

- Strange Young Man

Mister Thin Steel Stranger

Hello Mister Thin Steel Stranger. You look very handsome just because you are in that RapidKL train.

- Strange Young Man

Intellecmatual Compumater

MOST NEW CATENA! Thank god for my 25 catenas! Now I won't have to worry about "a chain of craters" on my INTELLECTIVE COMPUTER



At least the mouse works.



Like a rock.

- Strange Young Man

Self-Modded Double Ended Brush

I'm taking orders. Subject to availability. Stock arrives every fortnight.

- Strange Young Man

Tricked Out Car

Some feminine guy decided to perform a hideous facelift unto his car.

Hmm. It almost felt like yesterday that I went on a plane with a pack of choral speakers and heard the news about another plane crashing into a building. 7 years have passed? I feel as young as I felt then.

update: here is what that em-kun fellow in the comments section is talking about





- Strange Young Man

2000th Visit! Kiriban! Tofu!

I'm flattered. Some guy, who definitely isn't myself, got the 2000th visit! (circled in red). Thank you for visiting.

And some guy, Woo Ming Jin, (circled in blue) is a filmmaker who blogs.

- Strange Young Man

Strickly? Strickly.

- Strange Young Man

PhotoShop mischief: Zack and Miri make a porno!

Zack and WHO makes a PORNO???! What an OUTRAGE

- Strange Young Man

PhotoShop mischief: Beat The Meat!

Beat The Meat!

- Strange Young Man

PhotoShop mischief: Peminat Berak Sehebat Pemain!

Pemain Berak Sehebat Pemain
Fan Poop As-Awesome-As Player

Teeheehee what an immature person I am -giggle giggle-

- Strange Young Man

Review: The Wet Set Private Pool

The brightly colored 4-storey donuts are very helpful to boost the creativity and sensitivity of the thinking of undeveloped minds such as mine. My favourite color is pink.

Little girl not included.

With a diameter of 169 cm, it is sufficient to contain my creamy body in all its entirety. Watch as my hands glide over my silky body as I slowly rise from the water and blind you all with my multicolored short shorts. (not shown)

Ratings of item based on categorised pleasure:

Leg-spread angle satisfaction : 3/5

Water-level reach nipple ability : 3.7/5

Retainment of fart bubbles : 1/5

Chilling of my nutsack : 4/5

- Strange Young Man

Confusing People

Don't you sometimes feel lost and confused when someone speaks to you with such classy English and you end up having no idea what he is saying? Thats the BFCG talking to a girl in the bus station.

- Strange Young Man

Breadou Review

The Breadou. A miracle stress relieving device. Looks like bread, smells like bread and tastes like getting your butthole clogged with sponge. So I do not recommend eating it.








Squeezing The Breadou - Watch more funny videos here

As can be clearly seen in this video, the Breadou has a high squeeze to destruction ratio. Multiple squeezings seem to not affect the breadou at all.

People who were asked about the condition of the Breadou after 5 consecutive squeezes all agree that the Breadou has maintained its bready smell and squeezability.

Thank you Lovely Little Girl for getting me my very own Breadou! -munches on it- mmmm~ buttcloggy~

- Strange Young Man

Howto: Be really safe on a tractor

The tractor driver who drives.



With a helmet! Good show, Mister Tractor Driver sir! THAT will teach those whipper snappers what it means to be a safe and good driver.

But what is this I see? You seem to not have your helmet strap secured around your neck. Shaaaaame on you Mister Tractor Driver sir. Shuuuuun the rebelious dysfunctional man! SHUUUNNN!

- Strange Young Man