Wednesday, September 24
Terrorists Acquire Massive Weapon of Destruction
The world is in shock today as terrorists were reported to have acquired a massive weapon of destruction. Weapons analysts have confirmed the weapon to be a massive weapon of a size which is not small.
More dependable weapons analysts were then hired and have reported that the weapon in the amateur photograph to be a giant Keris.
Latest reports indicate that a helpless Malaysian male is being held hostage. So far, no demands had yet been made.
More updates as the shocking drama continues.
-SYM News Network
DISCLAIMER: This is a joke post. The Iranian in the photograph is not a terrorist. The Malaysian male is not a hostage. The giant keris is merely a wonderfully crafted monument. You will not believe how many people will actually think this is real news.