Saturday, May 31
Scaring that hamster sh*tless
Awww look, a little hamster playing on his wheeeel~
Isn't THAT just fabulous?
-SWINGS CAMERA AROUND WILDLY IN THE CAGE THEREBY SCARING IT SH*TLESS!-
Awwww. It's hiding under the wheeeel~ How adooorable~
- Strange Young Man
Natalie Dee is awesome
The Coin Tower
I was at a train station preparing to buy a RM6.90 ticket.
There wasn't anyone at the counter so I used the machine. Damn. I only had RM50.00 notes. So a previous experience taught me that the machine gives change in RM5.00 notes.
The train just arrived in the station. If I don't go now thats another 25 minutes of waiting.
So in it goes.
-slides RM50.00 in-
Nothing happens for about half a minute (hurry up, the train is leavinggg) and then suddenly endless clinking. You'd think I had won a jackpot. I felt a thousand stares behind me. I tried to keep it cool and I swept with my palm the coins into my bag. As I swept, the coins kept falling. Clink clink clink.
Finally, the coins stopped. Took the ticket and ran to the train. Just in time. Bag felt heavier with all that metal.
When I reached home I was thinking what to do with all this:
That's about RM43 there.
So then I built a nice little tower.
Then I demolished it. Not as satisfying as it could've been.
- Strange Young Man
There wasn't anyone at the counter so I used the machine. Damn. I only had RM50.00 notes. So a previous experience taught me that the machine gives change in RM5.00 notes.
The train just arrived in the station. If I don't go now thats another 25 minutes of waiting.
So in it goes.
-slides RM50.00 in-
Nothing happens for about half a minute (hurry up, the train is leavinggg) and then suddenly endless clinking. You'd think I had won a jackpot. I felt a thousand stares behind me. I tried to keep it cool and I swept with my palm the coins into my bag. As I swept, the coins kept falling. Clink clink clink.
Finally, the coins stopped. Took the ticket and ran to the train. Just in time. Bag felt heavier with all that metal.
When I reached home I was thinking what to do with all this:
That's about RM43 there.
So then I built a nice little tower.
Then I demolished it. Not as satisfying as it could've been.
- Strange Young Man
Friday, May 30
Airplane Food
On domestic flights, you are lucky if you get the nice food that you used to get about a year ago.
My relatives all say it tastes like crap well I say screw them. Its. Good.
Artist's impression as to what happens when I see airplane food.
Airplane food after being consumed by the me.
Now however, the quality of domestic flight food has gotten worse or budget-friendly.
To the airlines of course. Since the air fare still costs a bomb.
Squeezed into this neat plastic box is:
Some seemingly healthy food. A lot of bread (the last flight I took had very little bread), an apple (last flight was grapes) and some Bytes (replaced by Beryl bitter-sweet chocolate in my last flight [yay])
What I hate about it is that it's cold.
Oh yeah. Aftermath picture:
The declining quality of food didn't seem to affect my strict code to finish everything in the box that time.
However my last flight changed all that. The spaghetti they served us with was cold as nails. I put it down after the first bite. Didn't even bother to take a picture. (Lucky you, airline service!)
- Strange Young Man
My relatives all say it tastes like crap well I say screw them. Its. Good.
Artist's impression as to what happens when I see airplane food.
Airplane food after being consumed by the me.
Now however, the quality of domestic flight food has gotten worse or budget-friendly.
To the airlines of course. Since the air fare still costs a bomb.
Squeezed into this neat plastic box is:
Some seemingly healthy food. A lot of bread (the last flight I took had very little bread), an apple (last flight was grapes) and some Bytes (replaced by Beryl bitter-sweet chocolate in my last flight [yay])
What I hate about it is that it's cold.
Oh yeah. Aftermath picture:
The declining quality of food didn't seem to affect my strict code to finish everything in the box that time.
However my last flight changed all that. The spaghetti they served us with was cold as nails. I put it down after the first bite. Didn't even bother to take a picture. (Lucky you, airline service!)
- Strange Young Man
Strange Recipe
Months ago, a friend was eating some sort of soup noodle thing from a chinese stall restaurant place. Suddenly, "EEEEyerrrrr." Up came the chopsticks and you'd never expect what she fished out.
Clearly, broken plastic basket pieces is a key ingredient in noodle soup.
Kidding. It's obviously an honest mistake and is so totally NOT going to happen again.
- Strange Young Man
Clearly, broken plastic basket pieces is a key ingredient in noodle soup.
Kidding. It's obviously an honest mistake and is so totally NOT going to happen again.
- Strange Young Man
Strange Young World
Big Team Fortress 2 Wall Poster
So I had this Team Fortress 2 addiction a couple of months back.
RM60 was required to print a couple of colored A4s.
There it is right there.
The black and white anime girl was only RM10. For printing.
The process of wall-sticking was quite laborious. About half an hour each.
Here's a little girl standing near the poster for the sake of size comparison. She's about a meter away from the thing.
RUM BUCKETS! -runs off-
- Strange Young Man
RM60 was required to print a couple of colored A4s.
There it is right there.
The black and white anime girl was only RM10. For printing.
The process of wall-sticking was quite laborious. About half an hour each.
Here's a little girl standing near the poster for the sake of size comparison. She's about a meter away from the thing.
RUM BUCKETS! -runs off-
- Strange Young Man
Thursday, May 29
Fish roe Mickey
Bursting an egg in a sink
Mortar Firework Launcher
Earlier this year, my uncle brought us some fireworks to play with during Chinese New Year.
And I don't mean silly little pop-pops or dancing flower or whatever you called it.
I mean a huge grenade-like thing which you slide into a pipe tubing thing and light it and run the hell away from.
There's my uncle lighting that mother.
This is a video of the beast in action with the camera placed on the launcher and pointing upwards.
- Strange Young Man
And I don't mean silly little pop-pops or dancing flower or whatever you called it.
I mean a huge grenade-like thing which you slide into a pipe tubing thing and light it and run the hell away from.
There's my uncle lighting that mother.
This is a video of the beast in action with the camera placed on the launcher and pointing upwards.
- Strange Young Man
A not-so-strange post
Clearly one's life is not always full of bizzare and over-the-top occurences. This is where the not-so-strange posts come in. Such as this.
Tossing a big heavy-ass rock off the second floor.
That rock.
Is going down there.
BOOM.
The horrifying result. An IMPRINT! OH MY! :O HOW UNEXPECTED!
Incidently, this rock has trace amounts of GOLD in it. Any buyers?
Thats CLEARLY gold right there, no doubt about it.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT PROMOTE ROCK-THROWING-OUT-OF-WINDOW-OF-SECOND-FLOOR. THIS WAS DONE IN A STRINGENTLY CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT. WITH YELLOW SIGNS AND RED/WHITE-TAPE AND SHIT.
- Strange Young Man
Tossing a big heavy-ass rock off the second floor.
That rock.
Is going down there.
BOOM.
The horrifying result. An IMPRINT! OH MY! :O HOW UNEXPECTED!
Incidently, this rock has trace amounts of GOLD in it. Any buyers?
Thats CLEARLY gold right there, no doubt about it.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT PROMOTE ROCK-THROWING-OUT-OF-WINDOW-OF-SECOND-FLOOR. THIS WAS DONE IN A STRINGENTLY CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT. WITH YELLOW SIGNS AND RED/WHITE-TAPE AND SHIT.
- Strange Young Man
What a strange young man
Some of you would recognise the quote from one of my favourite films, Back To The Future!
But this blog is'nt about THAT strange young man, its about I, THE Strange Young Man.
For my first post. Clearly something any strange young man would do.
Collecting his facial hair.
Yup, freshly pulled hair has sticky substances at its root. Placing them on a smooth clean surface makes them stick there.
You see, I do not shave my facial hair, I pluck them out. It's sinfully satisfying.
Want a closer look?
No? Closer?
How bout now?
Here's a bonus picture. These aren't so fresh. These are like 3-4 years old facial hair. When my facial hair first started popping out. There might be a pube or two in there.
Till next time!
-Strange Young Man
But this blog is'nt about THAT strange young man, its about I, THE Strange Young Man.
For my first post. Clearly something any strange young man would do.
Collecting his facial hair.
Yup, freshly pulled hair has sticky substances at its root. Placing them on a smooth clean surface makes them stick there.
You see, I do not shave my facial hair, I pluck them out. It's sinfully satisfying.
Want a closer look?
No? Closer?
How bout now?
Here's a bonus picture. These aren't so fresh. These are like 3-4 years old facial hair. When my facial hair first started popping out. There might be a pube or two in there.
Till next time!
-Strange Young Man
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