Hippo Skull

Speaking of hippos, have you ever seen a hippos skull? Its pretty damn AWESOME



You know whats even more AWESOME?



Warriors and alligators and semi-naked men!

AWESOME!

- Strange Young Man

Buah Terap

TERAP: Note its pokey skin. Each pokey thing is yank-out-able

Buah terap. Its defining features are its soft and pleasant tasting flesh and its pokey skin.

Cousins of this fruit are the jackfruit (nangka) and cempedak. Terap smells nice but jackfruit and cempedak smell like hippopotamus butt.



- Strange Young Man

Tong Yuin Pyramid

The Little Girl decided that a bunch of rolly tong yuins were better off slipping around in her tummy. This little tower was all that was created in a futile effort to appease her highness.

edit: to those who noticed that this photo is a repost, you are right

- Strange Young Man

The Snowman

Whenever I watch this video, I feel like I'm 8 years old all over again. The spirit of Xmas that I felt when I was 8 years old returns. Might be all the LIES and DECEIT that was ALL OVER THE PLACE. What with all this SANTA CLAUSES and the FROSTY SNOWMEN.



Nevertheless, there's something about creepy flying snowmen in the night that brings fantasical peace to myself.

Extra details about this animation would be greatly appreciated. Props to the animators.

YES I POSTED THIS ON CHRISTMAS YOU WEREN'T PAYING ENOUGH ATTENTION LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU

- Strange Young Man

Christmas House!

MERRY FLIPPING CHRISTMAS

Props to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

- Strange Young Man

Do Not Skip This Step

Step 5: Do NOT bring your luggage with you. Your Willy Wonka's however, are acceptable.

- Strange Young Man

Air Asia's Wheelchair Plane

From what I can tell from this picture and my poor memory, the logo looks something like this.



Hillarious.

Thanks for the concern, Air Asia. I'm not sure if it's only these wheelchair-friendly planes that does this but, when I was travelling one day, this plane comes straight next to the terminal. I respect that.



- Strange Young Man

Definition Of Meat Pie

If anything were to make you think of "meat pie" it's this poor creature.



Ah I can hear it now. The fatal crunch of bones as you sink you teeth through its first soft layer of soft cold skin.

It is speculated that this is a mole toadlet or a similiar species.

What a fat morbidly obese fatass. But let's not be mean.

- Strange Young Man

The Legacy of That Bub

Way over here, I spotted the bigger brother of this boob.



From what I can tell from its fairly larger size, it is probably more satisfying to cop a feel. To nudge that nugget. To prod that potpie. To tickle that tassle. To squeeze that smacker. I could go on but I think I won't.

- Strange Young Man

Silly Dog

"After undergoing fur transplant surgery for the seventeenth time, Henry decided it'd be wise to avoid the acid-filled cans."

Unsexify this image please

These guys offer cellulite detection services.



Apparently this image was deemed too sexy for the eyes of potential customers. We can't have our customers look at the smooth curvaceos surface of the buttock in the photograph nosiree.

So they disguise it as a puddle of fats. Logical. Thinking.

- Strange Young Man

My awesome pope Benedict XVI t-shirt

My cousin got this for me from Sydney. Nice cousin.

To prove to you how much of a badass he is, here is he in a photograph totally taken out of context.



His eeeeeevil appearance has caused him to be the target of many "He looks like Emperor Palpatine!" jokes.

- Strange Young Man

Semen as nutritious food

Ever looked down at your junk after an exhausting ejaculation and thought to yourself.

"Hmm. That thick hot liquid has just got to be rather tasty."

The writer of this book certainly has.


Semen pudding? (Chicago Reader Blogs)

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

Mmm~ I wonder if the heavenly scent of semen remains in these recipes.

On a related note, here's Pepsi White.



Comments from the site indicate that it tastes like one of my favourite dessert, Nata de Coco. Num num num.

- Strange Young Man

Guy has awesomely strong head

His throwing accuracy is just as ridiculously good.

The secret to balancing all that on your head is to make all those bricks be one with your body. Move as if your whole body is that tall.

Right?

- Strange Young Man

The Pyramid of Dumplings

Sorry. Not as epic as you first thought. It is a bunch of Tong Yuens. Cooked for my lovely Little Girl. She likes.

- Strange Young Man

The Daihatsu Myvi equavalent

The Daihatsu Sirion eh? Daihatsu Move, Daihatsu Mira what else? I never understood the relationship between Perodua and Daihatsu. I'll have to read up on that one day.

- Strange Young Man

3000th monorail passenger is a weiner!

Malaysia monorail is holding this contest in which being the 3000th passenger on Sunday gets a prize! Helping to support this campaign, I was hired to make sure that I do not create any sort of advertisement media for it.

I declined the offer.



- Strange Young Man

Orange Peel On a Hood

Who would commit such an attrocity! >:C

Looks good though. Spirally little orange peel. Yay~!

- Strange Young Man

Mysterious Black Creature

One day, at The Curve, I spied this curious black spot on a leaf.



It proceeded to hop onto an adjacent leaf.



Then it went on to hop on to this package which contained a silly little remote controlled car which could go straight and go reverse left.



It finally settled on the small-stone-filled ground. How very curious.

Oh little speck, what is your purpose? You hop around with such determination and a focused direction. When will you cease to distract me with your amusing journey?

- Strange Young Man

Familiar Cyberjayan Backdrop

Lookie, an ad featuring a background familiar to some of us. Some of us who include a bunch of people who study in a certain university.

Notice how cleverly they disguise the locale by creatively adding lockers in places which normally contain Basheer book fairs.

- Strange Young Man

Durians

I never really liked durians. Then one day, buah bukak and wild durian caught my attention.

This. Is a buah bukak.



How small. And cute. It is the less messy durian of the two.





Its' flesh is not sticky, has a light aroma and is not as tasty as the WILD DURIAN! (electric guitar solo in the background)



Small. But has much longer thorns.



Sticky, creamy and puddingy. Strong taste and smell. Great flavour.

Mmmmm~


UNSUITABLE: Pictured are fingers not suitable for stimulation of human orifices


- Strange Young Man

AmazingSuperPowers

Another webcomic of note:



Great artstyle with notable coloring work. Humour is of the strange kind.



Haha she was reeeeaaaallllyy crying. Who would've thought??

- Strange Young Man

Instant Condom

You know how it feels when you're in the middle of getting it on and you're throbbing hard and ready for the whole world and then suddenly your mind shifts to grabbing a little silver packet and your entire attention gets shifted to trying to tear this damn slippery packet open and eventually you just use your teeth to rip it open? Know how that feels? Yeah, neither do I.

To those of you who can relate to my work of fiction above, do not fret! For the ProntoCondom is here! HEYURRRR! HYURR!!



Anyone seen them around Malaysia? Useful for keeping my rogue finger-ejaculate under control.

- Strange Young Man

Insecure Girlfriend makes Fried Buttocks

A boy and his girlfriend was walking around.

Another boy looked at the girl in a sexy manner.

The girl's boyfriend is indifferent.

Hurt by his apparent lack of concern, she decided to teach him a lesson by burning his buttocks.

Hmmm, poured gasoline and threw a lighter eh? I've got my own instructable if anyone is interested:



Uh. That didn't go as controlled as I would have liked it to. Make of it what you will.

- Strange Young Man

Mating Lions Fail to Draw Immature Comments

Normally a video like this one which shows mating lions will draw immature comments and mangosteens. And yet the comments which can be read below were written.



Here are a few highlights from the comments:

- touchy and meaningful
- what matters most is faith
- God Bless You All

If you look for the same video in metacafe now, you'll notice there are zero comments. Metacafe clearly also saw the problem and quickly rectified it. Good job, Metacafe!

- Strange Young Man

Fat Finger Illusion

For today's lesson of non-necessity, I will explain the fat finger illusion which can be seen in Ikea's in-your-face, that'll-teach-you-who's-boss, don't-question-us THAT'S WHY ads.

Upon approaching the ad, you will realise that they used a model with hideously fat fingers for their ads.



Why did they use fat-fingered models? Do they have some sort of weird fetish? What kind of sick fetish is it?? Is it hygienic? Could it potentially cause a rectal infection?

Of course not, silly.

The model isn't fat fingered, it's an ILLUSION!

Take a few steps back and you'll realise the fat finger is actually not so fat.



See? Not so fat.

The reason I was standing so close in the first place was because the font they used in the ad was a tad too small.

So, Ikea is kind of trapped between two choices :

a) increase the font size and waste printing ink and have ordinary fingers

b) maintain font size but instill weird fetishes in patrons minds

0r I just need glasses.

- Strange Young Man

Got an uncle with high blood pressure? Fart in his face!

That's right.

Fart in his face. Queef.

Studies find that cells lining mice’s blood vessels produce fart and helps keep the rodents’ blood pressure low.

The exact same thing happens in humans.

Therefore it is safe to assume that farting in the face of someone with blood pressure related problems is highly recommended.





More realistic details here.

- Strange Young Man

Living in Tight Quarters

This is a pretty awesome sight. This here is Kowloon Walled City. Remeniscent of a scene from Wall-E, I'd like to visit that place some time. It must feel pretty homey. Like that village place in Stephen Chow's Kung Fu Hustle.

Unfortunately, if you are more knowledgable than I am when I said I wish I can visit the place some time, you'd realise that it had been torn down in 1993.

Speaking of tight quarters:



Theories on what the heck he is doing with his head up an elephants ass here.

- Strange Young Man

Viva Pinata?

Cheap knock-offs of Pinata's from the game Viva Pinata




I guess that pinata looks fairly-unlike the in-game Buzzlegum to escape a copyright lawsuit.



And the logo on the tag is missing the "Viva".




See? No "Viva".

So I guess you're safe, pinata design stealing pinata manufacturer! Carry on being unoriginal!

- Strange Young Man

Bűb Bub

I would have taken a video of me squeezing it, but, it's like RM7.90. I don't want to risk breaking it. Plus, the shoplady was giving me a peculiar look.

- Strange Young Man