Flower Nipple

Of course, if you are in fact not as creatively-minded as I am, you would not really see it.

a WHAT ringtone?

Apparently these really are a hit in Japan. And it's developed by some Japanese guy.

An unverified Engadget commenter describes the ringtone as follows:

Who would have thought shredding guitar listened through a glass of mudd would have made my wifes breasts so full and voluptious...

The link to which you can download said ringtone has been removed though. But at least you get a rough description of what it sounds like.

I imagine the ringtone to sound so emotionally powerful that our female brethren (lol) grab their boobs in passion and pull upwards thus resulting in larger boobs.

Or maybe saggier flappy boobs. Maybe the 'enlargement' that they speak of is merely relative. D:

Hypnotize yourself

This image seems to demonstrate that it is possible to induce a sense of "a drug high" without the insane addictive properties of the drugs.

It is done by simply playing "white noise" like radio static while having half-ping-pong balls taped to your eyes.

The idea is that when your main senses are numbed, vision and hearing, your mind makes up visions of its own. That guy in the image can apparently see a rainbow, a unicorn and a 19th century male.

The other experiment in the image that I would like to try is that long nose thing. Sit behind a friend, use one hand to rub your own nose while the other hand stretches to rub your friend's nose.

You should be able to percieve your nose as being long. I wonder if it works on other body parts. I wonder if that means I can finally experience how having firm supple boobs dangling down my chest feel like.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

The Legacy of That Bub

Way over here, I spotted the bigger brother of this boob.



From what I can tell from its fairly larger size, it is probably more satisfying to cop a feel. To nudge that nugget. To prod that potpie. To tickle that tassle. To squeeze that smacker. I could go on but I think I won't.

- Strange Young Man

Bűb Bub

I would have taken a video of me squeezing it, but, it's like RM7.90. I don't want to risk breaking it. Plus, the shoplady was giving me a peculiar look.

- Strange Young Man