Monday, August 10

Malaysian Government Thinks Masturbation Causes Swine Flu

Bernama ran an article stating that masturbation and homosexuality may potentially cause H1N1.


Dr. V. M. Palaniappan said that such activities caused the body to develop friction heat which in turn, produced acid and made the body hyperacidised.

"Thus, the body becomes an easy target for H1N1 infection," he told Bernama, emphasising however, that normal sexual union between members of the opposite sex was absolutely safe.



But standard sex is a-ok. Because the H1N1 virus hates homosexuals and masturbation.

I suppose they assume that we're all uneducated fools who think that our genitals are able to tell the difference between men and women.

DISCLAIMER: THE STRANGEYOUNGMAN IS NEUTRAL TOWARDS HOMOSEXUALITY AND MASTURBATION. BUT IS AGAINST MISINFORMATION BY THE GOVERNMENT.

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