In case you've forgotten why Strange Young Man is called Strange Young Man, let's see what this Strange Young Man has caught (on video) crawling around in a local washroom.
That's RIGHT. MAGGOTS. WHY DO THEY EAT POOP.
This is a poorly maintained washroom in Cyberia.
Using the urinals is a challenge. You have to pee from a meter away from the pot and aim your wang at an upwards angle of about 5-10 degrees. Get any closer and your toes will be submerged in stagnant yellow liquid.
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