Multipurpose Net-Device-Apparatus For Sale

If by invented, you mean "took from the Sweet Tangerines section in Boulevard Hypermarket Miri", then I've invented a Multipurpose Net-Device-Apparatus and you can be its proud owner for only RM1000.00 (1 sen price adjustment adjusted).

Here are some of its wonderful capabilities:


Applegot simulation


Mushroomhave simulation


Pumpkingot simulation


Rotting Karaoke Microphone Prop


Tasteful Fishnet Stocking


Obscure Masturbatory Helper Utensil (O.M.H.U.)


"O.M.H.U.-cam Simulator"


Jellyfishhave simulator


Mushroom Cloud scale model


Tank Trap