Sunday, February 8

Multipurpose Net-Device-Apparatus For Sale

If by invented, you mean "took from the Sweet Tangerines section in Boulevard Hypermarket Miri", then I've invented a Multipurpose Net-Device-Apparatus and you can be its proud owner for only RM1000.00 (1 sen price adjustment adjusted).

Here are some of its wonderful capabilities:

Applegot simulation

Mushroomhave simulation

Pumpkingot simulation

Rotting Karaoke Microphone Prop

Tasteful Fishnet Stocking

Obscure Masturbatory Helper Utensil (O.M.H.U.)

"O.M.H.U.-cam Simulator"

Jellyfishhave simulator

Mushroom Cloud scale model

Tank Trap

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