Orgasm in Malay

Sounds pretty selfish if you ask me. OrgasME. Not you. ME. You don't get any orgasms.

Mouse-kuih! The kuih that looks like a mouse!

A kuih? What's that?!

Google Define to the rescue!

Kuih (also kueh, kue, or kway; from Hokkien: 粿 koé) are bite-sized food items in the Malay Archipelago, much like Spain's tapas. They are usually—but not always—sweet and intricate creations, including cakes, cookies and puddings.

Bonus tip! : Strange Young Man often uses Google Define because he can't spell


Bonus tip too! :
Go to a Google search bar, type "define: something" and you can get the definition of that thing!
eg: "define: butt skins" and you get: 

Butt skins are skins of the butt.

 

Lobster Chocolate

You know, because shellfish seafood goes PERFECTLY with chocolate. Mmm yum! Ferrero tiger prawn.

SCALE Y AXIS

If you laugh, you're a 3D designer.

Also, if someone can identify the goofy vehicle in this picture please share.

Trolololol Dog

Perhaps you are unfamiliar with the term "Trolling".

Well today is your LUCKY DAY because I'm about to give a FREE lesson on TROLLING!

Nah~ I'm not. Just trollin'

Sitting Up

That's....not what I meant.

WE ARE COMING

Do you often find the need to walk around naked in public touching yourself in strange but nice places and then liberating all those pent-up forces at random objects(people, trees, etc.)?

Well, this act is APPARENTLY frowned upon by society.

Fortunately, there is an other outlet for such needs.

Printing a giant banner yelling WE ARE COMING is an acceptable (albeit not as satisfying) alternative to the situation stated at the top of the post.

FAIL POST

Don't ask me why but I feel kinda sorry for that lamp post. And yet I laugh. Deehee.

How Do I Racquet?!

DOOF

Good job, Mr.Vandal. You are clearly quite the educated one.

Who wants to guess what this is a picture of?

I vote doggie bowl because I'm so totally full of art-sense.

Eye-catching Exhaust

Your car's exhaust pipe not big or loud enough?

YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

 
  

Today's Lesson: KILL your enemies!

We've all learned an important lesson today. Now run along children, remember your Claymores.

DISCLAIMER: THIS DISCLAIMER IS HERE BECAUSE THERE ARE ACTUALLY SOME OF YOU WHO ARE CRAZY ENOUGH TO THINK THAT THIS MESSAGE IS SERIOUS. IT IS NOT. KILLING IS NOT GOOD. KILLING IS NEVER THE SOLUTION TO ANYTHING.

Vicious Dog Interrogation

When the dog didn't hand over the merchandise, drastic measures had to be taken

Just looking at the Labbit

I don't know about you but something looks missingy in this photo.

Balldog and Splatcat

Polite Trash Container

In the face of danger, (getting kicked in the face) Polite Trash Container refrains from uttering a swear word in its entirety.

Kudos, PTC. Your politeness and absent-vulgarity is greatly looked-up on.

In case you haven't noticed,  my writing shouldn't be used as an example when performing professional creative writing.

Bravey Cat

Just a cat doing regular cat things.



Like licking itself two stories from the ground.



I wish I was half as brave as a cat.

Herb worm the worm-like-herb!

Guesss who, kids! YES! It's....

HERBWORM!

THE HERB WHO LOOKS LIKE A HERB!

OR I HAVE BEEN MISINFORMED AND I WAS ACTUALLY TRICKED INTO EATING A DRIED WORM!

Herbworm in a pile of vegetables

Herbworm the herb-like-worm.

Wet Stairs Emergency

Usually, laying out your possessions in a grid-like pattern under the sun means that you either have too much time or someone you know hilariously slipped down the stairs on her back for one whole floor during an unfortunate mopping session spilling the mop bucket and wetting everything that was stored under the stairs.

I'll let you guess for yourselves which one of the above is actually true.

Unexciting Skin Disease

It's fatal.

If your palm shows similar symptoms please stop doing that thing you do at night when no one watches.

Ants Ants Delicious Ants

We have this awesome coffee machine that is so awesome that even ants think so.


See? Little tiny ants swimming in my coffee having a warm swim.


They're still there and they don't taste half bad either.

Yes. I'm lazy. Thank you.

Adult Sex Toy advertisement

This is a rather popular traffic light junction.


It's no surprise why they decided to put this advertisement right in the middle of it.

The Tiger of Terror

The Tiger of Terror was discovered standing around in a parking lot.


See? Just staring into nothing.


Part of it's immense terror comes from it's head's oversized-ness.


See? Big head. Smally body. Not to scale. Improper proportions.


It's okay lonely tiger of terror. We still like you a little.

Spotted Dick

Submitted by Yit Bo who spotted this in Brunei.

Today: 11/11/10

I believe it has something to do with the delicious tom yam dinner that I was recommended.

There's something spectacularly liberating about that first forceful explosion that comes out from your self.

I like tomyam.

Wanting Tako

The Tako that wants.

Crocodile Ears

I forgot how a conversation ended up with the drawing of this picture.

But it was most assuredly quite hillarious.

YES. It's orange.

An inside joke only understandable by an elite few.

Kukurou

It's like the flesh of the kuku. Because its the kukurou.

Has anyone tried this? It has a very pleasant aroma. Yummy.

Let's describe it. Ahem. Like the aroma of cream drowned in milk in a field of freshly crunched wafers.

Mmmm.

Necessary Steps to take to lock your car steering wheel

FUCUK

(foo.chook.) It's some sort of tofu thing. I forget.

Broken Clocks

I don't know what they're thinking selling a clock with a 9 on top, a 6 on the right, an E on the left and a Z1 on the bottom. 




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Scenes from a Mall