Hippo Skull

Speaking of hippos, have you ever seen a hippos skull? Its pretty damn AWESOME



You know whats even more AWESOME?



Warriors and alligators and semi-naked men!

AWESOME!

- Strange Young Man

Buah Terap

TERAP: Note its pokey skin. Each pokey thing is yank-out-able

Buah terap. Its defining features are its soft and pleasant tasting flesh and its pokey skin.

Cousins of this fruit are the jackfruit (nangka) and cempedak. Terap smells nice but jackfruit and cempedak smell like hippopotamus butt.



- Strange Young Man

Tong Yuin Pyramid

The Little Girl decided that a bunch of rolly tong yuins were better off slipping around in her tummy. This little tower was all that was created in a futile effort to appease her highness.

edit: to those who noticed that this photo is a repost, you are right

- Strange Young Man

The Snowman

Whenever I watch this video, I feel like I'm 8 years old all over again. The spirit of Xmas that I felt when I was 8 years old returns. Might be all the LIES and DECEIT that was ALL OVER THE PLACE. What with all this SANTA CLAUSES and the FROSTY SNOWMEN.



Nevertheless, there's something about creepy flying snowmen in the night that brings fantasical peace to myself.

Extra details about this animation would be greatly appreciated. Props to the animators.

YES I POSTED THIS ON CHRISTMAS YOU WEREN'T PAYING ENOUGH ATTENTION LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU

- Strange Young Man

Christmas House!

MERRY FLIPPING CHRISTMAS

Props to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

- Strange Young Man

Do Not Skip This Step

Step 5: Do NOT bring your luggage with you. Your Willy Wonka's however, are acceptable.

- Strange Young Man

Air Asia's Wheelchair Plane

From what I can tell from this picture and my poor memory, the logo looks something like this.



Hillarious.

Thanks for the concern, Air Asia. I'm not sure if it's only these wheelchair-friendly planes that does this but, when I was travelling one day, this plane comes straight next to the terminal. I respect that.



- Strange Young Man

Definition Of Meat Pie

If anything were to make you think of "meat pie" it's this poor creature.



Ah I can hear it now. The fatal crunch of bones as you sink you teeth through its first soft layer of soft cold skin.

It is speculated that this is a mole toadlet or a similiar species.

What a fat morbidly obese fatass. But let's not be mean.

- Strange Young Man

The Legacy of That Bub

Way over here, I spotted the bigger brother of this boob.



From what I can tell from its fairly larger size, it is probably more satisfying to cop a feel. To nudge that nugget. To prod that potpie. To tickle that tassle. To squeeze that smacker. I could go on but I think I won't.

- Strange Young Man

Silly Dog

"After undergoing fur transplant surgery for the seventeenth time, Henry decided it'd be wise to avoid the acid-filled cans."

Unsexify this image please

These guys offer cellulite detection services.



Apparently this image was deemed too sexy for the eyes of potential customers. We can't have our customers look at the smooth curvaceos surface of the buttock in the photograph nosiree.

So they disguise it as a puddle of fats. Logical. Thinking.

- Strange Young Man

My awesome pope Benedict XVI t-shirt

My cousin got this for me from Sydney. Nice cousin.

To prove to you how much of a badass he is, here is he in a photograph totally taken out of context.



His eeeeeevil appearance has caused him to be the target of many "He looks like Emperor Palpatine!" jokes.

- Strange Young Man

Semen as nutritious food

Ever looked down at your junk after an exhausting ejaculation and thought to yourself.

"Hmm. That thick hot liquid has just got to be rather tasty."

The writer of this book certainly has.


Semen pudding? (Chicago Reader Blogs)

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

Mmm~ I wonder if the heavenly scent of semen remains in these recipes.

On a related note, here's Pepsi White.



Comments from the site indicate that it tastes like one of my favourite dessert, Nata de Coco. Num num num.

- Strange Young Man

Guy has awesomely strong head

His throwing accuracy is just as ridiculously good.

The secret to balancing all that on your head is to make all those bricks be one with your body. Move as if your whole body is that tall.

Right?

- Strange Young Man

The Pyramid of Dumplings

Sorry. Not as epic as you first thought. It is a bunch of Tong Yuens. Cooked for my lovely Little Girl. She likes.

- Strange Young Man

The Daihatsu Myvi equavalent

The Daihatsu Sirion eh? Daihatsu Move, Daihatsu Mira what else? I never understood the relationship between Perodua and Daihatsu. I'll have to read up on that one day.

- Strange Young Man

3000th monorail passenger is a weiner!

Malaysia monorail is holding this contest in which being the 3000th passenger on Sunday gets a prize! Helping to support this campaign, I was hired to make sure that I do not create any sort of advertisement media for it.

I declined the offer.



- Strange Young Man