Me and My Pool

I once boasted about owning a private pool. I kept my voluptuous curves out of my reviews since I'm such a tease.



Now in all its VGA glory, I reveal to you my highly sought after fatty legs. You see, sometimes I face my house door because paragliders keep flying by pretending not to be checking me out.



On less paraglidy days, I then face westward towards the beach and pretend the clouds are giant sausages.

Mmmmm~

Bendon

BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA



It's it's hillarious because I know this guy, this guy he uses BENDON as an online identity!



And we ALL know what BENDON makes!

LADIES UNDERGARMENTS.

BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA if he only knew.

Photograph taken by the ever-lovely Candydon.

- Strange Young Man