Me and My Pool

I once boasted about owning a private pool. I kept my voluptuous curves out of my reviews since I'm such a tease.



Now in all its VGA glory, I reveal to you my highly sought after fatty legs. You see, sometimes I face my house door because paragliders keep flying by pretending not to be checking me out.



On less paraglidy days, I then face westward towards the beach and pretend the clouds are giant sausages.

Mmmmm~

Review: The Wet Set Private Pool

The brightly colored 4-storey donuts are very helpful to boost the creativity and sensitivity of the thinking of undeveloped minds such as mine. My favourite color is pink.

Little girl not included.

With a diameter of 169 cm, it is sufficient to contain my creamy body in all its entirety. Watch as my hands glide over my silky body as I slowly rise from the water and blind you all with my multicolored short shorts. (not shown)

Ratings of item based on categorised pleasure:

Leg-spread angle satisfaction : 3/5

Water-level reach nipple ability : 3.7/5

Retainment of fart bubbles : 1/5

Chilling of my nutsack : 4/5

- Strange Young Man