Me and My Pool

I once boasted about owning a private pool. I kept my voluptuous curves out of my reviews since I'm such a tease.



Now in all its VGA glory, I reveal to you my highly sought after fatty legs. You see, sometimes I face my house door because paragliders keep flying by pretending not to be checking me out.



On less paraglidy days, I then face westward towards the beach and pretend the clouds are giant sausages.

Mmmmm~

Motorola ROKR E8 Review

Pros: Big clear screen, big easy-to-press keypads
Cons: Might not fit in your pocket

(thanks for the name, commenters, you win a night with me, give me a date and time)

- Strange Young Man