Animals which aren't

Aaaa! Seal! One which devoured this little girl.



Moneyplz



Ga-ko duck. Good companion of Kerotan frog. Of Metal Gear Solid fame.

I found a Calorie Mate.

Big Boss eats Calorie Mate.

Mister Kojima likes to put products in his games. Probably as product placement or because he likes it. Yum.



I wasn't aware that Calorie Mate was a real life product until I saw this sitting on a shelf. Forgot my wallet though.

Kerotan Frogs Invade Homes

INSCONPICOUS: Kerotan frog hiding in the shadows.



SECRET: They try to keep their presence a secret to avoid being shot in the face by rugged sexy men.


ABOUT TO GET SCREWED: A rugged and sexy man spots an unfortunate Kerotan through his scope.


SMUGNESS: He has it.

When asked about his unfortunate fate of constantly being hunted, he responded, "I'm okay with that. After all, he was merely trying to find his purpose in life. A stealth camo. In the end, our existence all comes down finding a purpose. Besides, he merely uses tranqualisers."

"To make you guys sleep?"

"Yes."

"So what happens when you guys sleep?"

"... I .. I don't know."

"Alright, Mister Kerotan, here's to hoping what he did isn't what we think he did."





SNIPE MAGNET: A kerotan is looking over the city in gloom over his eventual demise.


BABY KEROTANS: The Kerotans are apparently in no danger of being totally wiped out by rugged sexy men.



GA-KO: A related cousin to the Kerotan frog as clearly seen by its equally smug self.

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