I have become a victim of the advertising industry

Remember the Calorie Mate which is the very same one that Naked Snake promoted with all his facial-hairy-glory?

Well his fuzzy facial hair has clouded my judgment and has resulted in the purchase of these little blocks of food.




The first real look of a Calorie Mate block.

They taste chocolatey and has a calorie-ful sort of taste to it. As I sunk my teeth into the soft and brittle compound, my tongue was greeted with little chunks of the block.

From what I can tell, this block was saturated with cookie. It didn't feel like there were little bubbles of air within the block. They absorbed the moisture of my tongue in the same way powder would.

The mixture felt like cookie-dough as it slid down my throat.

So that's my highly-descriptive experience eating the block. I liked it. I have to write down my experience in such detail because I doubt I'll be getting another one since it costs an excessive RM11.00 in KLCC Isetan last time I checked.

I found a Calorie Mate.

Big Boss eats Calorie Mate.

Mister Kojima likes to put products in his games. Probably as product placement or because he likes it. Yum.



I wasn't aware that Calorie Mate was a real life product until I saw this sitting on a shelf. Forgot my wallet though.

Rasterbated Big Boss Wallpaper [Progress PICS]

Have you heard of the Rasterbator? It makes whatever image you have and turns it into a rasterized image of any size you choose.

Some people have very ambitious rasterbations such as these people:


(image from a kugel)

I am only mildly ambitious as you can see from the following:



Team Fortress 2 Rasterbation and some ecchi graphic from Deviantart. Can't remember who exactly, please let me know if you see this.



This is the intended replacement rasterbation.



Goodbye old ecchi rasterbation.



This is the hard part, cutting off the borders from the paper so that the images will combine seamlessly. Using the 'print to borders' option was a failure. See Team Fortress 2 poster above.



So it is ripped off. Empty wall.



Markings left behind. Cross cross cross.



After about an hour of pasting, it's finally completed.



Here's how it looks like in blacklight. The top left corner and bottom right corner are darker because it is a different quality of paper.