Sunway Wild Park ; Bunch of animals

FERRET: Drink drink drink. That's all you EVER do.


TIGERS: See? Over theeeereeeee.


TIGER: Not as jumping-aroundy like they were in the commercials


MOOLEMBU: It's a Little Girl curiously looking at the cow and soft-nosed goats


ILLEGAL: What? What do you mean we illegally plucked nearby-leaves and fed them to the goats? How absurd.

- Strange Young Man

Sunway Wild Park ; Birdy Wirdy

HORNBILL: Does not fear beak failure. Has spare.


BURUNG HANTUUU: Is skeptical of your existence.


EAGLE-LOOKING THING: Can't make out what you're trying to spell with your thumb and index-finger.


ANOTHER EAGLE-LOOKING THING: Clearly nailed to that branch because it's not flying for freedom


PROPS: Sunway Wild Park possibly went overbudget on the creation of these ultra-realistic props. Amazing effort.

Also, an old friend's birthday is today. Happy Birthday! Sorry for everything I've done.

- Strange Young Man

Sunway Wild Park ; Goat Testicle

NUTSACK: Whack it like a pinata

Photo number #2 of the Sunway Lagoon Wild Park Extreme Extravaganza Excursion Fest of Little Girl's(c) Birthday Bash Photo Album!

This here is a goat scrotum. Please resist the urge to stomp on it with high-heels.

- Strange Young Man