When You See It

Oh wow a big white bull. Impressive.



Wait a minute.



AAAAAAAAAAA



DOUBLE AAAAAAAAAAAA

Paper Cow

Realising that being tasty beef is compromising their numbers, bovine have discovered to survive by evolving into a paper-like tasteless form.

Wild Hamsters!

I've always had a hard time picturing hamsters in the wild. I get this mental image of a horde of them devouring a cow or something. - Czarina

Haven't those thoughts been through ALL our thoughts? Thank you for the inspiration, Czarina.

- Strange Young Man

The Unicorn's Distant Cousin

THE UNICOW



Spotted on a billboard at Midvalley KTM Station, the mystical Unicow stares off into the distance probably being only slightly amused at a mediocre subject, evident by its lazily half-opened eyes.

The Unicow got its name from a Little Girl who saw its single horn upon its head. This led to the creation of many genital-on-forehead jokes by sick perverts like me.

- Strange Young Man

Sunway Wild Park ; Bunch of animals

FERRET: Drink drink drink. That's all you EVER do.


TIGERS: See? Over theeeereeeee.


TIGER: Not as jumping-aroundy like they were in the commercials


MOOLEMBU: It's a Little Girl curiously looking at the cow and soft-nosed goats


ILLEGAL: What? What do you mean we illegally plucked nearby-leaves and fed them to the goats? How absurd.

- Strange Young Man