Stone Squeezing

Stones these days, they don't make them like they used to.

The Death of a Boob

Remember that boob that my housemates got for me? No? Well then I forgot to mention that my housemates did indeed get me that boob. But from Korea! Not Great Eastern Mall where I first spotted it.

Unfortunately, constant squeezing has led to the nipple-cap layer to peel off and all its reddish glory flow out like PMS without GPS.

- Strange Young Man

The Legacy of That Bub

Way over here, I spotted the bigger brother of this boob.



From what I can tell from its fairly larger size, it is probably more satisfying to cop a feel. To nudge that nugget. To prod that potpie. To tickle that tassle. To squeeze that smacker. I could go on but I think I won't.

- Strange Young Man