a WHAT ringtone?

Apparently these really are a hit in Japan. And it's developed by some Japanese guy.

An unverified Engadget commenter describes the ringtone as follows:

Who would have thought shredding guitar listened through a glass of mudd would have made my wifes breasts so full and voluptious...

The link to which you can download said ringtone has been removed though. But at least you get a rough description of what it sounds like.

I imagine the ringtone to sound so emotionally powerful that our female brethren (lol) grab their boobs in passion and pull upwards thus resulting in larger boobs.

Or maybe saggier flappy boobs. Maybe the 'enlargement' that they speak of is merely relative. D:

I don't know what happened

I recieved a message from Maxis claiming that I have received a free boob. What does that even mean? And what is a boob? I've totally seen many boobies in my life because I'm not a loser.

*discards sms*

Hypnotize yourself

This image seems to demonstrate that it is possible to induce a sense of "a drug high" without the insane addictive properties of the drugs.

It is done by simply playing "white noise" like radio static while having half-ping-pong balls taped to your eyes.

The idea is that when your main senses are numbed, vision and hearing, your mind makes up visions of its own. That guy in the image can apparently see a rainbow, a unicorn and a 19th century male.

The other experiment in the image that I would like to try is that long nose thing. Sit behind a friend, use one hand to rub your own nose while the other hand stretches to rub your friend's nose.

You should be able to percieve your nose as being long. I wonder if it works on other body parts. I wonder if that means I can finally experience how having firm supple boobs dangling down my chest feel like.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

The Death of a Boob

Remember that boob that my housemates got for me? No? Well then I forgot to mention that my housemates did indeed get me that boob. But from Korea! Not Great Eastern Mall where I first spotted it.

Unfortunately, constant squeezing has led to the nipple-cap layer to peel off and all its reddish glory flow out like PMS without GPS.

- Strange Young Man

The Legacy of That Bub

Way over here, I spotted the bigger brother of this boob.



From what I can tell from its fairly larger size, it is probably more satisfying to cop a feel. To nudge that nugget. To prod that potpie. To tickle that tassle. To squeeze that smacker. I could go on but I think I won't.

- Strange Young Man

Bűb Bub

I would have taken a video of me squeezing it, but, it's like RM7.90. I don't want to risk breaking it. Plus, the shoplady was giving me a peculiar look.

- Strange Young Man