Probably not the best way to recharge your phone

In the event of a forest fire resulting in half of your house being burnt down, you may be left with few options for plugging in a phone charger.



In such cases, it is not uncommon for consumers to use the most impractical power outlet for recharging purposes.

Thankfully, my house is fully intact and the phone and charger combo was moved to a safer and less ridiculous location.

The Tim Tam Chocolate Product and the Unexpected Fungus Surprise!

I'm not one to buy chocolate for casual eating purposes. If there's any lying around the house I will munch them.



But sooneth did I spake words of mine, TimTams aplenty before me laid spreaded.



Concerned not I of the date of expiry. For time left it has for two months till February.



But oh woe and alas funky fungus sneaked up all upon us.



But time for me t'was not on my side, for sadly by then I've taken a huge bite.

Yes, I butchered poetry.

No refunds.

The best bit was when I thought to myself as I took a big chomp of the thing, "Oh my, what an interesting texture this particular Tim Tam flavour brings to my sensitive tongue."

Then I took a closer look.

Then I spat like a water sprinkler.

Buns of Steel and the Okay-Truck .___.

Buns of steel. (it really is actually a bun in there)



Sad truck. Probably usable in conjunction with Okay guy haha. Found this on reddit. Just slapped on a giant 'Okay' there for impact.

Dog Abuse

Like a BOSS.


Now take said doji then pull its ears back and you get a leeetle seal! Ain't he kiut? Yes she is this fella is, so mmmuch.