Multipurpose Net-Device-Apparatus For Sale

If by invented, you mean "took from the Sweet Tangerines section in Boulevard Hypermarket Miri", then I've invented a Multipurpose Net-Device-Apparatus and you can be its proud owner for only RM1000.00 (1 sen price adjustment adjusted).

Here are some of its wonderful capabilities:


Applegot simulation


Mushroomhave simulation


Pumpkingot simulation


Rotting Karaoke Microphone Prop


Tasteful Fishnet Stocking


Obscure Masturbatory Helper Utensil (O.M.H.U.)


"O.M.H.U.-cam Simulator"


Jellyfishhave simulator


Mushroom Cloud scale model


Tank Trap

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Are you interested in planes? No? Oh. Okay. Well. Um. This. Is awkward. Let's uh. Talk about the um. Weather.

Otherwise, visit the Captain's Flight Blog!

Incidentally, that engine in the flash header looks horribly off-balance. I'd step back if I were you.

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That is my first ever entry into my spending diary! Good to have if you want to know how much you spend a day or a month or whenever.

Gotta start saving, gonna get That Captain a huuuuge unused Boeing 737 fuselage for his backyard.

Scaring my Cousin Joyful

He's strangely happy about the whole ordeal. Strange.