Totally Innocent Photo of Two Huge Round Melons

Actually they're not really melons.

Multipurpose Net-Device-Apparatus For Sale

If by invented, you mean "took from the Sweet Tangerines section in Boulevard Hypermarket Miri", then I've invented a Multipurpose Net-Device-Apparatus and you can be its proud owner for only RM1000.00 (1 sen price adjustment adjusted).

Here are some of its wonderful capabilities:


Applegot simulation


Mushroomhave simulation


Pumpkingot simulation


Rotting Karaoke Microphone Prop


Tasteful Fishnet Stocking


Obscure Masturbatory Helper Utensil (O.M.H.U.)


"O.M.H.U.-cam Simulator"


Jellyfishhave simulator


Mushroom Cloud scale model


Tank Trap

Buah Terap

TERAP: Note its pokey skin. Each pokey thing is yank-out-able

Buah terap. Its defining features are its soft and pleasant tasting flesh and its pokey skin.

Cousins of this fruit are the jackfruit (nangka) and cempedak. Terap smells nice but jackfruit and cempedak smell like hippopotamus butt.



- Strange Young Man

Oddly flavored condoms

On the mental_floss blog, they did an article concerning the encouragement of safer sex.

One point which caught my eye was this:




Durian fruit?



Apparently they're straight-eyebrowed about this matter, as proven by the following picture:


(source)

- Strange Young Man