Sticky Dog

Sticks to you like butter.

Playing With Sticky Substances [VID]

I cannot help it. The fact is, is that it is quite amusing. In a strangely hypnotizing manner.

It is a mixture of gum and facial oil. The strands it leaves behind as I roll the glob around is the point of interest here. Stop trying to sound intelligent. Okay. ._.

I have Sticky Toes [VID]

Clearly, I have lots of time to waste. Only try this if you have enough experience climbing washroom walls with your barefeet.