Um... Do Not Really Want

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I know there's an effort to stop homosexual discrimination but this is quite ridiculous.

Horrible Snake Eyes Toy

Remember that one time I posted about Snake Eyes and his tastelessly placed nipple button?

You probably don't since your memory is always failing like mine.

Well when you actually press the button that's in the middle of his chest, you can hear such ridiculous noises such as the ones you hear below.



-shakes head in dissapointment-

Movie industry what have you done? And this isn't some cheap knockoff either. It's actually a HASBRO product. In fact, it's the very same one you see here.

False Advertisement

So the promotional material of Snake Eyes in the movie G.I. Joe never showed him to have lips of any sort.

Why would they do that?

I remembered saying 'What? He has lips? I don't remember that. He looks cooler without lips.'

Why are you complaining about such a minor detail? That's because fellow readers, I was trained to notice little details in aesthetics.

Which brings me to another observation. Which had been discussed in this post.

That guy's a jerk.