Bird with treasure

Hai a burt. That's a burt. A birdy bird bird. But that's probably pretty obvious.



This is its poop. So creamy. So smooth. So silky. Okay stop. I'm starting to sound like a shampoo commercial.

Paddle Pop Rainbow in a bucket

Now in bucket form! Apparently Paddle Pop rainbow consists of caramel and something else I forgot I'll get back to you on that.



This is an example of NOT ice cream. That's shampoo on the floor after getting toe-smacked by some lady with exposed slippers who proceeded to sulk in public. No kidding. A grown lady.