WARNING NSFW! NSFW! FLASH! BLINK BLINK FLASH! NSFW! NSFW! WARNING!
If you're unfamiliar with the term, NSFW is an acronym normally used when warning about viewing material that is Not Safe For Work.
Maybe it's full of salt or something. That's not safe for work. Right? I mean that'll give you a heart attack or something right? Salty shoes. Never thought I'd see the day.