The Golden Statue

Magnificent giant golden statue of Batu Caves. Definitely an eye-catcher. This is a statue of Hindu deity, Murugan, the GOD OF WAR. The tallest one of which in the world.

Standing almost 50 metres, it was brought in from Thailand and costed around 24 million Rupees (approximately RM1,750,261.57). 300 litres of gold paint was used to envelope the deity.


This was back before the almighty God of War was complete.


And this was way back when the God Of War was selling milk for a living. No wait, my notes failed me. This is a random Batu Cave-r who is selling milk in a milk-bottle-shaped stall.

I like that stall.

Pearl Milk Buttock

SPECULARITY: Pearl milk buntut.

If you haven't figured how immature me and my Little Girl is yet, then I think by now you'd have gotten a pretty clear idea.

Carlsberg replaces beer with Milk

SHAME: Outraged bar-goers were outraged due to the sinister prank by Carlsberg of replacing all beer with farm-fresh full-cream milk

- SYM News Network

Cereal Boycotts Milk

In a recent protest, cereal has shunned milk in hoping that they may achieve independence.

Cereal and milk has coexisted for millenia but the YCM(Young Cerealist Movement) brought up issues concerning milk and their stereotypical understanding that cereal only goes well with milk.

The YCM believes that the boycott of milk will increase their profit twofold.

"Instead of spending money on milk to eat with cereal, people could just by cereal and eat it on its own! The eventual absence of milk will result in the increase of cereal in what is already severely limited bowl-space.", said YCM leader , Crunchie Crunchkins.

The boycott has resulted in sightings of cows with freakishly oversized and bloated mammary glands. Worried farmers have stocked up on umbrellas in preparation for the eventual event nicknamed "Creamy Rain".

- SYM News Network