This dog shouldn't be sleeping

Normally it prances around like a mad dog. I've got proof.



I just realized how small she looks in that video.

Barrelman

I also realise that most of you can only dream of putting a barrel and/or large bucket over your head and speaking in a mad manner.

So I've done that too.



It's BARRELMAAN!

Also do not forget to remember what they have done.

Picking Up a Red Lantern and Running Around

A detailed instructional on how to run around with your red lantern in the comforts of your own house follows:

1) Spot hanging lantern
2) Take hanging lantern
3) Sprint around like a madman

Seal Infestation

Seals have managed to latch on to this little girl en masse. I tried to slap the seals off her but it was too late, she had already been devoured.

She was very brave. Realising her demise was close, she decided that the best course of action was to remain calm and appear to be interested in the stationary which she was looking at prior to the attack of the seals.

May she rest in semi-digested pieces.