Tips while ordering in fast food outlets

A tip for you guys with stomachs which are hard to satisfy, the next time you go to KFC or McDonalds or Wendys for some chicken, go ahead and ask for "ayam nak besar sikit".

As can be seen by the image above, the difference is substantial.

Self-sacrificing Chicken

What a cute suicidal chicken or turkey or duck.

These kinds of illustrations should not be strange to you. They've been a lot of drawings or mascots which depict some sort of animal mutilating themselves for the purpose of human consumption.

Some people I know find that weird and disturbing. I do. And so does Emerson.

Another curious case would be the Malaysian KFC mascots Superchook (cringe) and Chicky (cringycringycringe) who seem to be chicken-based characters who promote the consumption of their own kin.

Baffling. Baffle baffle baffle.

Jihad Business

KFC was promoting this Malaysian monopoly game. Probably to encourage a business-like behaviour in the hearts and minds of aspiring Malaysians.

I noticed the creator of this game seems to be a group called Jihad Business.



A quick Google search on Jihad brought me this:



I think it would be a wise investment to purchase at least 5 of these board games that they are currently selling. I do think so indeed.