Instant Condom

You know how it feels when you're in the middle of getting it on and you're throbbing hard and ready for the whole world and then suddenly your mind shifts to grabbing a little silver packet and your entire attention gets shifted to trying to tear this damn slippery packet open and eventually you just use your teeth to rip it open? Know how that feels? Yeah, neither do I.

To those of you who can relate to my work of fiction above, do not fret! For the ProntoCondom is here! HEYURRRR! HYURR!!



Anyone seen them around Malaysia? Useful for keeping my rogue finger-ejaculate under control.

- Strange Young Man

Severe Case of Female Ejaculation

"Oh dear me, sorry about this sir this is just so embarassing. I will clean this up right away."

-bends over and licks juices-

- Strange Young Man

Blooming Egg

Person boils a cracked egg. Egg splurts out the crack of the egg. The egg hardens in the hot water.











So pretty.


- Strange Young Man