Bravey Cat

Just a cat doing regular cat things.



Like licking itself two stories from the ground.



I wish I was half as brave as a cat.

Cats have a common parasite that makes your girl sexy

PIC: Here's a diagram that looks interesting but actually makes no sense to me.

There's a common parasite in cats called Toxoplasma gondii and apparently it is able to change a person's personality.

For infected women, they tend to be more social, active (read: HORNY) and thus seem more attractive to men.

For infected men, they tend to have shorter attention spans, lower IQs, more anti-social and more likely to take risks and thus seem less attractive to women.

Are you one of the people categorized above and own a cat? Now you know why you are who you are.

Want your boring girlfriend to be not so boring? Get her a cat!

Full article and details on risks to pregnant women can be found here: Article

Round Hovercat

This cat is so adorably round I can't believe how adorably round it is. It looks like it's hovering in a ball.

Photo taken without permission from Melissa Zumbrink. (there! credits given! credits given! don't sue meeee!)

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The Mad Labeler

I bought this Dyno label making device for about RM10 at the local Jusco and I swore by the Book of Great Labeling to take on the helm of The Mad Labeler!










CAT: Will it never end? >:C

Persian cats are so anti-social. Hmph. Donlaik.

The Cat Shops

So I was at 1 Utama when a cat decided to walk around thinking it owns the place.



Then it went into that restaurant. It's going to makan.

Cats do not like hats

Would you kindly take this hat off of me kind sir?

Flafiket Comelling [VIDS]

This is a videro of the Fluffy cat being comel. That means cute. For whoever's not from around here.



What you see here is one of the rare days during which the cat Fluffy is being generous. And by that I mean she LETS you pet her. Normally she'd avoid your hand like the plague.



And over here I'm just messing around with camera work. How insane is that?

Not very.

Cat Buttocks [PIC]

Cat buttocks. Surprisingly amusing. The curve and the flow of fur around the buttocks of cats. They are something desirably pleasant looking. It is the buttocks of which belong to the cat, from which my eyes can not turn away from.







This. Is my curse.

Fluffy Cat Playing with Paper Ball [VID]

Hi and welcome to the Strange Young Man blog! Where the weeks are Animal Week unless I say they aren't!

Thats flafiket. Playing with a ball of paper. Nom. I have a ball of paper in my mouth weehee.



The angriest cat alive.



That's Fluffy. The cat of which used to belong to Candyliciousdon. The cat is mean. It does not appreciate human touch and hugging it only causes angrifying feelings. >:C

Please Come Again

I heard this being uttered one day in a mall. The guy sounded so desperate it was funny.

You can't help but imagine around you a crumbling and delapidated mall with cobwebs and aging texture effects applied.

Fortunately this wasn't the case as I was in Pavillion, Bukit Bintang.

Please come again.

Hearing myself read it aloud just now suddenly made me feel that it souded rude. RUDE! I'LL GO TO ANY MALL I VERY DAMN WELL PLEASE. I DON'T HAVE TO COME BACK HERE TO YOUR WHINING.

And here's a random picture from ICanHazCheezburger:



- Strange Young Man

Pussy Cat Fest on a Bridge

Hellllo cyute little kittins.



Taken at Midvalley KTM Station a few months back, it is obvious that this is a popular resting spot for kitties. The (relative to photo) top portion of this walkway is reserved for cats which are of bigger stature while the bottom portion is reserved for tiny miny puny kitties.

Lying down is a necessity to be eligible to laze around on the bridge. Leg-crushers are available to reduce the stubbornest of kittens to a status so disabled it practically makes Stephen Hawking a tap-dancer.

- Strange Young Man

Press '2' to select Kitty Canon

Press 2 to Select Cat Cannon - More free videos are here

Item get! Cat cannon gotten! Cannon not working! Put it back!

Unnecessary under-crotch shot towards the end of the video.

- Strange Young Man

Sleeping Cat Causes Massive Delay in Roadwork

ELEGANT: Construction of this stretch of road had been put on hold.






MESSENGER OF DEATH: Work was put on indefinite hold after a cat hindered efforts by workers to continue drawing this line.

Roadbuilders spoke to us during the incident and were reportedly outraged and proceeded to sulk after a high-priority road-marking operation was prematurely ended.

Witness testimony claim that the incident was caused by the shocking event involving a cat which obliviously strolled onto the construction zone.

The worker in charge of the road-marking operation had only this to say, "When the cat was approaching me, I didn't put much thought into it. It was only when it lay down on the line where it was supposed to continue, did I realise that we may have a major disaster in our hands."

Due to the chaos which caused a major traffic jam along the road, freight companies are expected to experience delivery delays and whiny-customers.

As of 8:00AM +8GMT, it is reported that a number of freight company managers are being yelled at rudely by customers who did not recieve their shipment in time. They later proceeded to cry into their pillows and played with knives.

- SYM News Network

Scaring that kitty sh*tless

Being the sick bastard that I am known to be, I bothered one of these cats one day. The many cats who like sitting on car's windshield. So when you get in the car, instead of seeing the road, you get a lot of cat ass.



- Strange Young Man

CAT VIDEOS AAAAA -squeals like a girl-

My cat, being the strange cat that it is as of equal value to its master, is strange. Therefore her hillarious antics as seen here is undeniably, hillarious.




I giv mah pussy some love by giving her reassuring pat on the heds. And how does she repay me? By retreating till she falls over backwards in seizures. How unappreaciative. Bollocks.

- Strange Young Man

Fuzzy caterpillar Gotten!

Seen here is a shocking video of what appears to be a stranger grabbing hold of a vicious and ferocious fuzzy caterpillar which is trying to escape his grasp.

Hold on to that beast brave warrior!

p/s: I've heard nonsense of people claiming this video is in fact merely of an unattractive college student playing with a cat's tail. What nonsense. Pfsh.