Boat Makes Love With Building

GLEE: The boatding happily serves its existence by housing a fish market inside itself.

Boatding was the lovechild of Mister Boat and Mrs. Building. They have since broken up and separated. Literally.

We asked Boatding about the emotions that must have went through his mother's mind when he was born.

"Sharp. Burning. Pain."


SWEET COUPLE: Possible last existing photograph of Boatding's parents. (source)

Boatding hopes to one day quit the fish industry and become a highway-toll attendant.

-SYM News Network

Bottle Triangle

This is a followup of yesterday's post. Apparently after drinking all that water, he went and built himself another bottle triangle.

Anyone able to build a bottle triangle far more superior than this lousy crap will be awarded with a video of me rubbing KFC oil all over your hair only to proceed to squeeze it all out into a mug and then drink it.

- Strange Young Man