Halal Toothpaste

HALAL.

You know, in case you've been buying bacon-flavored-toothpaste.

- Strange Young Man

Carl's Jr. Falsely Advertises

ADVERTISEMENT: An ad which unclearly shows that the bacon is fried (source)

When I got my burger I was dissapointed to see that my burger had unfried bacon in it


UNFRIED: What I got was chicken salami instead.

This conversation occured between The Manager and my fat friend.

BFCG: Why don't you fry your bacon?
Manager: We care about the quality of our food.
BFCG: Then why does it look fried in the menu?
Manager: I don't know.

Very good then.

- Strange Young Man